Hope these do not offend anyone. sort of funny.
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting
and paired off in twos for the day. That night,
one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck.
\"Where's Henry?\" the others asked.
\"Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple
of miles back up the trail,\" the successful hunter replied. \"You left Henry layin' out there and
carried the deer back?\" they inquired.
\"A tough call,\" nodded the hunter. \"But I figured
no one's gonna steal Henry!\"
Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was
confused about paying an invoice, so he
decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, \"Y'all
graduated from the University of Georgia and
I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000,
minus 14%, how much would you take off?\"
The secretary thought a moment, and then
replied, \"Everthang but my earrings.\"
Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard
saying ... \"When the end of the world comes,
I hope to be in Louisiana .\"
When asked why, he replied, \"I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in
Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of
the world.\"
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running
into the store and said to his buddy, \"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!\"
Bubba replied, \"Did y'all see who it was?\"
The young man answered, \"I couldn't tell,
but I got the license number.\"
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled
off on the side of the road, and proceeded to
put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car
and one behind it. Then he got back in the
car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by,
and was so curious he turned around and
went back. He asked the fellow what the
problem was.
The man replied, \"I got a flat tahr.\"
The passerby asked, \"But what's with the
flowers?\"
The man responded, \"When you break down
they tell you to put flares in the front and
flares in the back. I never did understand
it neither.\"
Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a
pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, \"Got any ID?\"
The driver replied, \"Bout whut?\"
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The
Sheriff asked, \"Why are you dumping garbage
in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over
your head.\"
\"Yep,\" he replied. \"That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' \"
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Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.
